Remember those days when people are buzzing at your doorbell shamelessly? They aspire to either sell you girl scout cookies, or save your soul, solicit donations or votes, raise funds, witness Jehovah in pairs with their saintly, angelic faces, hoping it would be Michael Jackson or Prince in disguise?
Nowadays, it’s kinda’ scary to open the door just to anyone. Who knows you'll be ambushed at your own home and the friendly neighborhood watch is now suspicious. Who can afford videos on their doors these days, better left to the wealthy minority. For me a sign suffice that would cover all the door crushers.
Say it with humor or with signs.
If you’re not giving away beer, I’d settle for wine too.